lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami)

snappledragons:

i swear to fucking god if they so much as touch the female tauren to make her more ‘feminine’ for all the shitty cis white boys who need models they can wank to i will strangle someone so help me

Nicki Minaj shining a light on the differences on acceptable sexuality from white women and black women.

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This Pomeranian apparently got so upset with his new haircut that he started standing and walking around on his hind legs after he got back from the groomers…for 2 days.

luc-ienn:

thatonenarga:

toastradamus:

gayspicy:

unamusedsloth:

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And here he is before his haircut.

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Stop Him

too strong

He is evolving…

Have you ever been so mad you learned how to walk

pet hate: when people post pictures of the silence from doctor who and go all “oh what is this it is a picture of a wall or a small child why is he crying” and it’s like no? that’s not how it works did you not actually watch the episodes?? if you see a silence you forget everything altogether you wouldn’t remember seeing that image much less reblog it and you still see them you just remember you have. it’d be more like you’d scroll down see the thing be like what the fuck while you looked at it then you’d reblog it like what the fuck is this and then continue scrolling and be like wait what was i doing. did i just miss a block of dashboard? and then if you were a huge nerd you’d care about missing some posts and you’d scroll back up and be stuck on the same bit of dashboard forever. so NO. NO FUN ALLOWED

professional-professional sent: Would you like it in the vag or ass when I rape you?

deducecanoe:

a-man-n-progress:

rennskye:

misandry-mermaid:

At least now that I disabled Anonymous asks, your own face is attached to your pitiful hatemail.

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And if you recognize this ugly mug, shoot me a name!

Thanks.

ETA: He’s been tracked down.

HIS NAME IS BRANDON BAYARD AND HE LIVES IN SUPERIOR, WISCONSIN.

Reblog the shit out of this so it shows up on every background search done by every guy trying to hire him ever.

REBLOGGING THIS ALWAYS, FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT

Wow. Brandon Bayard from Superior, Wisconsin is the type of asshole who threatens to rape people and then hides behind anonymity. Way to go, Brandon Bayard from Superior, Wisconsin.

higher-res version of my ‘draw-this-again’ wip. 2012 - 2014

psyducked:

now we’re talking

psyducked:

now we’re talking

(Source: therussianlife)

allisonwaunderland:

necronovelist:

missjadeegbert:

i almost tagged something as mario and the diamonds

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It’s a-me, primadonna girl!

Feat. Luigi del rey

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(Source: clustar)