well the spider walked up to the lemonade stand and said to the girl running the stand hey bum bum bum got any grapes? the girl said 
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Journey home progress

Journey home progress

Journey home progress

Journey home progress

jackaalope:

cracked:

5 Things I Learned As A Sex Slave in Modern America
#5. Sex Slavery Is a Thriving American Industry
I was 4 or 5 years old when it started.
If you’re expecting my “sold into child slavery” story to begin with guys in ski masks bursting into my bedroom and snatching me up in the night, the actual story is worse, in a way. One night, my stepdad just pulled me out of bed and said, “Come here, uncle needs to see you.” There were zero uncles downstairs. But there were several creepy, creepy men who passed me around from lap to lap and paid him for the privilege. If you’re asking yourself where my mother was, well, she was right there, watching.
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This is quite possibly one of the most important things I have ever reblogged on this website and you all need to read this right now.

jackaalope:

cracked:

5 Things I Learned As A Sex Slave in Modern America

#5. Sex Slavery Is a Thriving American Industry

I was 4 or 5 years old when it started.

If you’re expecting my “sold into child slavery” story to begin with guys in ski masks bursting into my bedroom and snatching me up in the night, the actual story is worse, in a way. One night, my stepdad just pulled me out of bed and said, “Come here, uncle needs to see you.” There were zero uncles downstairs. But there were several creepy, creepy men who passed me around from lap to lap and paid him for the privilege. If you’re asking yourself where my mother was, well, she was right there, watching.

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This is quite possibly one of the most important things I have ever reblogged on this website and you all need to read this right now.

forthebrave:

Women of the World

Photos by Steve McCurry

(Source: soleil-de-matin)

kerrsplat:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

That is a serious burn for a LOT of movies.  I’m not sure we have enough burn cream for this.

transkaidan:

do u ever have that one female character who u like that could literally beat u up and you’d say thanks

i’m an avid believer in people being able to wear whatever the fuck they like but if in doing so you’re making things difficult for yourself/having to compensate for functional accessories because you’re not wearing them correctly then i think you’re a bit of a knob really

just saw a guy holding his trousers up while running for the train. what’s the point in wearing a belt if you have it so loose you have to hold your trousers up yourself. white boys

andalwaysdance:

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

It looks like a loaf of French bread

andalwaysdance:

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

It looks like a loaf of French bread